Student Sms

5 pts dat prove dat u r a normal student:
1)
unneccesary talk on phone is called 'course
discussion'
2) plan 2 study each of d day-kal se
pakka
3) u'v al d data bt u study 1day b4 d
xam
4) rit now u r thinkin of fwdin dis msg 2 ur
frnds
5) on each point u smile,coz its true


a recent survey showed that 75% college students are
infected by AIDS,,,, SHOKED?

AIDS:
Attendence and Internal marks Deffeciency Syndromes


we came with the frear of not knowing anybody... but we
will go the tears after knowing everybody... and thats
caleed "COLLEGE LIFE"..


when u r in trouble always go to ur parents they will
give u a sound
advice


99% sound and 1%
advice


Lamha - Lamha waqt guzar jayega... kuch lamho me exaam
aa jayega.. abhi waqt hai kuch parh lo, warna pass kya
Munna Bhai karwayega.

har taraf parhai ka saya hai, paper me number kisne
paya hai, ham to jate hain larkiyan dekhne aur log
kahte hain dekho aaj phir parh ke aya hai

din me chain nahi raat ko neend nahi, jee na lage
kaheen, aye Khuda kya yahi pyaar hai?
Khuda: nahi
beta, exam walon ka yahi haal hai..

A tipical student like me grab a coin flipped in the
air and say head i will go to sleep, tails i will watch
a movie and if it stands on edge i will study.

Best 3 comedy lines in a college.
1. Dont disturb
me, i want to study.
2. No class lets go to the
library.
and the best line is
3. Sir i have got
a doubt